Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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