I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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