I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
do herpes really smell.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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