Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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