glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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