you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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