just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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