Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Are my feet made of real feet?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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