did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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