I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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