found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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