Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
