Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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