that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
