I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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