it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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