Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Randomize
