How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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