Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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