We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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