Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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