opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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