So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Randomize
