Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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