found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ketchup is God's man juice
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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