North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you would pick up someone in the library
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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