Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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