Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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