Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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