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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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