Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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