I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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