why didn't you poke me back
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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