There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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