just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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