i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ketchup is God's man juice
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
