Dual....:-)
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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