They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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