And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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