Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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