once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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