I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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