We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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