This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I think a kid would responsible me up
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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