Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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