He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Can I color on your dick again?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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