No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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