I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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