Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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