Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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