Your tits are I can't wait for
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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